KC: Want to see my boobs?

Married Man:  haha. I’m not buying the book.  I donate directly and I do the walks.

KC:I guess you can’t see my boobs then.  YOUR LOSS!

Married Man:  tell me about it. maybe one day we will cam and I’ll trade you peeks. haha

KC: YOU ARE A MARRIED MAN.

Married Man:  You are a married woman!

KC:  I’m a good married woman.  I don’t show my boobs to strangers, unless the stranger is a former Playboy photographer who is taking pictures for the sake of raising money and awareness for breast cancer research. Besides, I was single and unmarried when I took the picture!

Married Man:  I want to put my junk in a book, haha

KC:Knew It! You’re jealous.

Married Man: I am, but I don’t want to be anywhere near a prostate book.

MORAL OF THE STORY: NO ONE WANTS TO BUY A BOOK OF PHOTOGRAPHED PROSTATES. AND YES, I AM A NARCISSIST. I LIKE MY BOOBS.  YOU WILL TOO.  BUY THE BOOK FOR A GOOD CAUSE.