If we haven’t met, I’d like to introduce myself.  My name is Khara Cara. My vocation is at home sex goddess, aka an at home servant, though not of the mail order bride variety, of the house wife variety.  It just so happens I’m Asian and people mistake me for being the house maid/cleaning lady instead of the lady of the house whose husband met me in person, not on the internet.  Understandable misunderstanding;-P.  It’s a casualty being brown and successful in the USA.

Anyway, I made it America! My immigrant parents’ dreams came true.  I married well enough to not have to work… Instead, I’ll just be the personal assistant to my husband whom I love and adore.

Seriously, I do want to work, just not for anyone in particular…including my husband. He had his chance for that, but he laid me off my decent paying corporate job and gave me this new lower paying job as his house wife instead.  (Yes, I was one of those office flirts who used my feminine wiles to win the heart of my used-to-be-involved-with-someone-else- boss.  Scandalous, but I win!)

I want to work for myself and offer an entertaining service to those who are interested.  If you’re not interested in my services, no bother!  I’m advertising other people’s services whose ideas I don’t like since I have no ideas of my own that I do like.

Today, I’d like to advertise the ICE JACKET. I’m a woman living in a house of men. Not just my husband, but his white frat boy roommate as well (It’s a recession, couples have roommates now, you know).  And even though his roommate and my husband, are a world apart, as men what they do have in common is that they both like beer.  They like beer enough to buy accessories for it, like this one below:

Ok, I know what you’re thinking…

“AWESOME!  I’m going to have a cold beer surrounded by ice.”

WRONG!

No, you’re going to have a dripping mess that your wife has to clean up bc you were too high to realize that this invention is RETARDED.

You can put a beer bottle in the fridge and get the same result.  It’ll be cold.  There is no need for an ice show, watch Blades of Glory for that.  Did anyone even think about holding the beer? How are you going to hold ice cold ice? Seriously, did anyone think about that?

Give me a handle!

Now this, although it is NOT an ice jacket and although it looks like an awesome sex toy, I believe this Light Show Pitcher with an Ice Chamber would rock a party celebrating beer any day. Especially if it’s a party happening in the Castro District of San Francisco.

Don’t you agree?