April 2011
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This is it! The final week of the yobi contest I became a finalist for. If you’ve already registered & voted, please vote again bc the votes have been reset. The website has been giving people trouble, so here are the steps to get through it: -Go to http://www.yobi.tv/yobilaugh/finalists/view/69 -Click JOIN YOBI TV -Send a blank email to verify@yobi.tv -Return to the site, log in, and...
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Ruby Thugs, Give Me A Beat! And Other Useful...
Yo…Yo… Check it!!!
Karate Chop-Chop
Ruby’s gone pop
My dev boys behind me,
Their skillz unwind me…
Sick is this trick!
Cleaned my desktop with friggin unix
Rip up the Terminal
My Progammin’ still virginal…
Yet versatile =D
R-U-B-Y
DevChix, they so fly!
Typin that code up
On your open API
Meet me at the top!
My learning won’t stop
System...
March 2011
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Losing My Programming Virginity To Ruby On Rails
What can I say? A girl likes the color Red. Apparently boys do too. [Cue Sudden Action-Movie-Noise!]
««« RUBY ON RAILS!!! »»»
I had lost my Mojo to create and after some literal crying and whining… and then some more crying and whining… I woke up at 7:30am last Saturday morning and went to the Ruby on Rails Outreach Meetup for WOMEN. Yes, Women!...
October 2010
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August 2010
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Scientists 'discover' the secret of humour →
I still think it’s possible to do a “comedy” genome project. What’s your take?
WatchStart your morning the right way… WITH NOSTALGIA!
July 2010
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A Curious Case Of Forgiveness From A Media... →
I have too many questions:
I wonder how many of the 75 freed prisoners ACTUALLY listen to Gangsta Rap? Are they young G’s? Or are they old like Dr. Dre & Snoop Dog? How do I friend them on Facebook or follow their Twitter Accounts?
How many leading political opposition activists are there in the USA? Is it more or less than 75? How did the other 54 prisoners conspire with Washington...
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Want To See Boobs Or Prostates?
KC: Want to see my boobs?
Married Man: haha. I’m not buying the book. I donate directly and I do the walks.
KC:I guess you can’t see my boobs then. YOUR LOSS!
Married Man: tell me about it. maybe one day we will cam and I’ll trade you peeks. haha
KC: YOU ARE A MARRIED MAN.
Married Man: You are a married woman!
KC: I’m a good married woman. I don’t show my...
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Facebook Responses Received About Comedy On...
(I don’t know how to copy and paste from FB into Tumblr)
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Khara Cara Becoming Part of Pandora’s Community - I am comedically curious. A modern Lucille Ball, if you will, a…http://tumblr.com/xtncwoesm
2 hours ago via Twitter · Comment · Like · @KharaCara on TwitterTekoa Shaw That would be awesome, best I have came across is the Stephen Lynch radion, with Tenacious D,...
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Becoming Part of Pandora's Community
I am comedically curious. A modern Lucille Ball, if you will, a comedic Pandora waiting to open my box of what to behold in modern day comedy.
I was on Pandora’s website and decided to create an account for my comedic persona, Khara Cara, so my friends and fans could listen to the music I like, but I wanted to share with them the comedy I like and that’s when I got the idea,...
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Tumblr, why does my post look retarded?
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If I were a local comedy reviewer for pandora...
Last night I was listening to Pandora Radio and realized that they don’t have a comedy station!
There’s something very wrong with that.
This Was What Unfolded on Twitter:
@KharaCara: Is there a comedy internet radio station that streams comedy over the internet like @pandora_radio streams music for new musicians?about 17 hours ago via webfmb_3 Go to the people at Pandora and tell...
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Twitter As Live Chat
@lrivers56 : Where have you been?
@kharacara: I was single, then unexpectedly got married, became a flight attendant, developed a fear of flying, & am back in SF to do comedy.
Internet Love Is Awesome.
Internet Love Is Awesome.
tirzahnogah:
twitter-toast to my homie @KharaCara on her marriage. you two will change the world with your love, beauty and soul. congratulations!
June 2010
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Ice Jackets Are Stupid.
If we haven’t met, I’d like to introduce myself. My name is Khara Cara. My vocation is at home sex goddess, aka an at home servant, though not of the mail order bride variety, of the house wife variety. It just so happens I’m Asian and people mistake me for being the house maid/cleaning lady instead of the lady of the house whose husband met me in person, not on the...
Fear of Flying and Words of Kindness
Text to my BFF:
“Hi babe! I think the Flight Attendant training traumatized me. I’ve been emo and I ran out of the house this morning so I wouldn’t take my bad mood out on my husband. I’m at a coffee place coping with 4 cupcakes, a cheese roll, and 2 pieces of specialty bread slathered in butter.”
Response from BFF:
“Wow that’s intense… U need...
May 2010
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"...left with only the ability to think."
My last comedy show was at the end of April. My entire month of May was spent learning every single way someone can die on an airplane. I tried to come up with something funny while watching plane crashes and listening to survivors with PTSD recount their experiences. I came up with 3 premises from this last month that may become useful to me when I get on stage:
1. Don’t cry during an...
April 2010
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“It is not the critic who counts: not the man who points out how the strong man...”
– Theodore Roosevelt
“Citizenship in a Republic,” Speech at the Sorbonne, Paris, April 23, 1910
March 2010
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My lovely conversations with the writer, Ryan...
“Now you know what it means to be an artist. Pain as the ultimate influence. It’s what separates us from the normies, thriving on the hurt instead of love and the satisfaction of success or the promise of it. Don’t quote me on that cause it’s corny, but it’s true. Not to mention I’m not accounting for the lust for adventure and the joys of love affairs and...
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WatchDid I get your car car dirty? ;-)
My First Comedy Competition! I need warm bodies...
If you’re in the area, please come by to watch a bunch of comics compete. This is my very first competition, so your support and presence would be so appreciated!
When:Tuesday, March 9th, at 10pm.
Where: St Stephen’s Green
www.ststephensgreen.com
223 Castro Street
Mountain View, CA 94041-1203
(650) 964-9151
How much?: $5 cover charge.
Please bring as many people as you would...
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February 2010
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“You’re supposed to be an artist. So be unapologetic like one.”
– This was Ryan Hessel’s response to me when I unconfidently told him about misbehaving last night. God, I love seeing how much I can get away with.
Getting REAL with a Fan (You're the best!)
There was a friendly competition at the 800 Larkin Open Mic this last Monday. I did well on stage and won the Shrek Chia pet door prize! (Yay me! *Clapping) The next day I received a message from someone in the audience that said, “You were so friggin funny last night!”
This was my emotional female response to his generous compliment:
Thank you so much for this message! It meant a lot to me,...
"I work harder when my back is against the...
My back is now against the wall, but nothing is going to break my stride or slow me down.
I will be working on making more funny videos, preparing for SXSW, and you can be sure to see more blogs about it.
Love,
Ambitious Asian Girl!
The Mission District in San Francisco, The Elbo...
January 2010
6 posts
I laughed so hard, I cried! I fell off my own...
WatchI wanted to puke after watching this video. A guy noticing your hair and nails DOES NOT make you feel like a piece of meat? Really???
I don’t even have to shower every day and guys still hit on me.
If you want to get a beautiful (and smart) woman’s attention go beyond her aesthetics and try to figure out who she is, explain to her why you two would be a good match, and show her how...